R. Kelly

Obviously, I am not above loving the cheese. But I never could have predicted that I would say the following: R. Kelly is a saviour. Yes, I think he does a disservice to his entire race, and I am still flabbergasted to know that he has songs called "Feeling on Your Booty" and "I Like the Crotch on You" that pass for love songs.

But I have finally realized that of late, the R. is saving records for established stars. If it weren't for his tracks on both the newest Jeezy and Snoop records, they'd be worthless. I love the Big Tymers Big Money Heavyweights record on its own merits too, but his cameo is the jam amongst jams.

Young Jeezy feat. R. Kelly- Go Getta (Gets an 8)

Snoop Dogg feat. R. Kelly- That's That (A solid 7.5)

Big Tymers feat. R. Kelly- Gangsta Girl (A strong 9)

And, yes, Trapped in the Closet is a masterpiece of indulgence and THE melodrama of the modern era.